i wasa bit reluctant to post this up but i feel as if i'm obliged to do so. first off the intro gave me spontaneous muscle spasms due to rapid flashing. then we meet the host, a hypebeast muppetlike dude who sports swapmeet sunglasses. not only that the goddamn muppet interviews a guy with gazzelle glasses- the only reason why one should wear those glasses is if you are
A) dj lance rock (who has the awesome factor)
![](http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/DJ-Lance-Rock-yo-gabba-gabba-467570_800_451.jpg)
or
B) run dmc
![](http://rhonabennett.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/run-dmc-2.jpg)
the highlight of gazzelle guy's dialogue: "fixed gear mean just one gear... that's fixed." woooooow. really?
then we meet "harry d. off the hook" and his lo pro with a brake. the brake is an automatic fail but he drives it even deeper with the intense chainsag. oh yeah, did i mention he color coordinates? yeaaaaahhh...NO.
after we find out what a bixi is. it's the ugliest thing i've ever seen. then they have the nerve to compare that to a fixed gear. not only that, dude at 2:11 goes a nut to stem "FIXXXXIIIIEFORTHEWIN" skid. the thing abruptly ends, for which i am thankful.
you will feel like you wasted 3 minutes and 18 seconds of your life.
jmik
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